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Interesting Body Statistics

It takes your food 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari
in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell
terrier named Killer, along for the company.

One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and
before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering
about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
with the intention of having lunch.
The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep
doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close
by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with
his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell
exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I
wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees.
'Whew!', says the leopard, 'That was close!
That old Jack Russell nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after
the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The
young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do
now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
old Jack Russell says...

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
ago to bring me another leopard!'

Moral of this story:

Don't mess with the old dogs -- Age and Skill will
always overcome
Youth and Treachery!

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